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31st-Jul-2008 08:48 am(no subject)
Salmonella: 1
Amoebas: 1
Me: 0
30th-May-2008 06:47 pm(no subject)
Someone jacked the tires on our tenants' car. They drive the same car as we do, and park right next to us in the driveway.

We call it collateral damage in the universe's war against us.
13th-May-2008 03:43 pm - Shhh! Don't tell my husband.
Running dress
So, it turns out that a bunch of other girls from school were interested in doing triathlons this summer, and one of them and I just signed up for a half ironman (1.2 mile swim, 56 mile bike ride, 13.1 mile run) together in September. I have no idea what I'm getting into, but shh! Don't tell Eric. I'm sure he'll be annoyed that I'm training for another event.

But what can I say? I like feeling like a badass.
11th-May-2008 02:50 pm - I'm a triathlete!
Running dress
Today I posted a mediocre 5k time - my worst in a year, but I'm still really excited about it. Why? Because I preceded it by a half mile swim (in 55 degree water! Ouch!) and an 11.8 mile bike ride.

That's right. I took my ultra-gay uniform out, and completed my first triathlon today! I'm now officially a triathlete!

It was SO much more fun than a regular foot race - well, maybe as much fun as a marathon, but also less difficult.

P.S. I learned something today - when you put your face into really cold water, your lungs contract, and you stop being able to breathe. So I couldn't actually swim the swim portion.
23rd-Apr-2008 06:37 am(no subject)
Things that pissed me off today:

1. I stumbled on this site, and the amount of crap on it is startling. 1) Your colon is not covered in impacted feces, 2) Even if it were, what the hell would juice do to clean it off - it's not like it contains scrubbing bubbles (or much bloody else) and 3) The only absorption that occurs in the colon is of water. The real absorption goes on in the small intestine. So basically, you're just drinking a sh*tload of sugar for no reason.
2. Friends keep coming to Boston to visit and ignoring/forgetting us. My self-esteem is on a rapid decline.
3. My cousins are all asking each other if they're going to my grandparents' anniversary party next weekend, but no one is asking me. My self-esteem is on a rapid decline.

I'm pissed and depressed, and it's only 8:00 AM. Oh yeah, today is going well.
17th-Apr-2008 04:45 pm(no subject)
I have a problem.

I am obsessed with Dexter. Addicted.

All I want to do all day is watch Dexter. All I want to think about is Dexter. I'm referring to the show, not the guy, because it's not like the guy is hot or anything. He's sort of hairy and sweaty and gross. And it's not like being a serial killer is a huge turn-on. I can't explain it, and I can't stop thinking about it. In fact, I think I may buy the book on my way home.

I haven't been this addicted to a show since I was obsessed with The Monkees in Junior High. It's really too bad they don't make a Dexter lunchbox.
17th-Apr-2008 04:15 pm(no subject)
I felt a man's testicle on Tuesday, and it wasn't Eric's.

Also, I just got the highest grade in my class on the Pathology midterm - I might actually honor a class! I guess not being homeless does make a difference!
14th-Apr-2008 06:43 pm(no subject)
Do you know what it's like to skin someone's head and face, and then power-saw their brains out? 'Cause I do.
10th-Apr-2008 10:32 am - Things I'm angry about today
Things that I'm angry about today:

1. GPS #2 was stolen from our driveway last night. This time they broke the car window, too.
2. Anti-bacterial household products are morally bankrupt and not illegal.
3. I have one of the top 5 worst colds of my life. I'm not supposed to get sick while my stress level is still high!

In that order.
2nd-Apr-2008 04:21 pm(no subject)
Update: I am still alive. We are living camping out in our real house. We have almost no furniture, possibly retarded tenants ("We don't like to recycle!"), lots of boxes and also no kitchen. We do, however, have the rockenest appliances. Good news: 8 weeks of medical school left. Bad news: 9 exams. Good news: I'll be in Mangalore for 8 weeks this summer. Bad news: I won't be living in my house.

If I could figure out where my cameras were, I'd take pictures.
If I could figure out where my head was, I'd be caught up with the rest of you.
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