Things that pissed me off today:
1. I stumbled on this site
, and the amount of crap on it is startling. 1) Your colon is not covered in impacted feces, 2) Even if it were, what the hell would juice do to clean it off - it's not like it contains scrubbing bubbles (or much bloody else) and 3) The only absorption that occurs in the colon is of water. The real absorption goes on in the small intestine. So basically, you're just drinking a sh*tload of sugar for no reason.
2. Friends keep coming to Boston to visit and ignoring/forgetting us. My self-esteem is on a rapid decline.
3. My cousins are all asking each other if they're going to my grandparents' anniversary party next weekend, but no one is asking me. My self-esteem is on a rapid decline.
I'm pissed and depressed, and it's only 8:00 AM. Oh yeah, today is going well.